by biff »
28 Apr 2015 19:39
can you hear that? its the sound of Paul Allen furiously vvanking himself off at the thought of being able to shout his timeless catchphrase again next season. It makes him feel so masculine, so alive.
All the while, his chronies high in the west stand lineup the playback with hairs on end, ready to whip the crowd into frenzy. cue air raid sirens, "where it began"... fapfapfap, "arent we so fcking incredible, WE make this place ROCK. "
Granny flid and uncle spack, rollover in hand, stand in their seats, a tear in the corner of their eye. And who can blame them, such passion, such raw emotion. "DUN DUN DUN" "yes. THIS. THIS is why we renewed our season tickets.
im drunk.