MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

[Snowflake Royal]

There’s a reason I didn’t drive up from London to watch this shit. However I’m struggling to understand why I’m watching it on the TV.

I’m watching just holding out hope that Puscas will miss an open goal from 5cm away and then sprint over to Paunovic and karate kick him in the throat.

Wbu?

I'm hoping Ejaria walks off in a sulk and never comes back.

[Snowflake Royal]

And porky

Not even remotely.

Yes remotely. You can tell his bf% is clearly higher than the other players.

He lifted his shirt after the goal. Not even remotely

[Orion1871]

ffs running into each other now.

[Pepe the Horseman]

So many poor performances, but they'll all play again on Tuesday by default. Four defeats in a row incoming.

[CountryRoyal]

It’s all relative. He’s not as lean as he could be.

[Bristol Paul]

He's got all the signs of being an excellent footballer, who thinks he's way too good for this league IMO.

Just massively overconfident and not putting the effort into taking it seriously.

And porky

Not even remotely.

You need a new TV

[retro royal]

Just put 2 up front Pauno ffs

[Pepe the Horseman]

Not even remotely.

Yes remotely. You can tell his bf% is clearly higher than the other players.

He lifted his shirt after the goal. Not even remotely

[Snowflake Royal]

And porky

Not even remotely.

You need a new TV

You need new eyes.

[Brogue]

[Snowflake Royal]

Use a sub you useless pcunt

[CountryRoyal]

Not even remotely.

You need a new TV

You need new eyes.

Several people think he’s carrying too much weight but you still stick in your corner, admirable but a bit deluded.

Not like you to argue for the sake of it though.

[Snowflake Royal]

You need a new TV

You need new eyes.

Several people think he’s carrying too much weight but you still stick in your corner, admirable but a bit deluded.

Not like you to argue for the sake of it though.

2 isn't several mate

[bcubed]

Fat guy with a six pack
I suppose its possible

[Bristol Paul]

You need new eyes.

Several people think he’s carrying too much weight but you still stick in your corner, admirable but a bit deluded.

Not like you to argue for the sake of it though.

2 isn't several mate

Do you spend your life getting the last word in on everything?

[CountryRoyal]

You need new eyes.

Several people think he’s carrying too much weight but you still stick in your corner, admirable but a bit deluded.

Not like you to argue for the sake of it though.

2 isn't several mate

That’s fine, I’ll bow to your middle-aged, mum’s basement-dwelling, never-set-foot-in-a-gym antagonistic mind.

Everyone has an opinion unless you’re Ian who just has facts.

[Snowflake Royal]

Several people think he’s carrying too much weight but you still stick in your corner, admirable but a bit deluded.

Not like you to argue for the sake of it though.

2 isn't several mate

That’s fine, I’ll bow to your middle-aged, mum’s basement-dwelling, never-set-foot-in-a-gym antagonistic mind.

Everyone has an opinion unless you’re Ian who just has facts.

And you have a pop at me for not changing my opinion on something subjective, and stick to your guns ungracefully when I point out you're objectively wrong.

Classy.

[Brogue]

wish the team would show fight you two are.

[Bristol Paul]

2 isn't several mate

That’s fine, I’ll bow to your middle-aged, mum’s basement-dwelling, never-set-foot-in-a-gym antagonistic mind.

Everyone has an opinion unless you’re Ian who just has facts.

And you have a pop at me for not changing my opinion on something subjective, and stick to your guns ungracefully when I point out you're objectively wrong.

Classy.

Lol. Point proved.

[Jackson Corner]

Whoever said that anyone can beat anyone on a given day in the championship obviously has never seen Reading play. At least we are predictable.