Song for Yakubu

[Stuka]

Early suggestion is 'Love Shack' by The B52's amended to "Love Yak"

or

"Let's all take gak, we signed The Yak" in the strains of Tom Hawk.

[From Despair To Where?]

Yakkety Sax had already been suggested, which is fine as long as it's accompanied by a speeded up video of HRK's season highlights shown on the big screen.

[WoodleyRoyal]

to the tune of 'the animals go in two by two'

His passport says he's 23, The Yak, The Yak,
But he looks like an OAP, The Yak, The Yak,
He's rounder than a goldfish bowl,
And he sets up all our goals,
Fat Yakubu, Plays for the Reading .

[Stuka]

Return of The Yak

[Eaststandman]

When the ball hits the back of the Madjeski net its Yakubu!

[Avon Royal]

Yak-u-bu bu bu, push pineapple shake the tree.

[Eaststandman]

Gibson Brothers................CUBA!

[Sutekh]

Feed the Yak....

[exileinleeds]

Take out defenders, they're all trash
Poor ol Reading got no cash,
You can't roll round on the floor
Not when you're about to score

Yakity Yak....Don't hold back.

[RoyalAuzzie]

I've just come up with a new original idea:
Feed the yak,
Feed the yak,
Feed the yak and he will score,
Feed the yak and he will score!

A genius idea I know.

[Simon's Church]

Yak the knife
Yak my bitch up
Yak in the high life again
Paint it yak

[GH Royal]

Yakubu is magic
He thinks he's Peter Pan
He says he's only 22
But he's older than my Gran
Woahhhhhhhhhhh

[Uke]

Yak is Black* (Belle Epoque) - this has to be the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ7aDyJPn3c

Yak Goal Son (Soundgarden)


Yak in black (AC/DC)
Back in Yak (AC/DC)
Yak for Good (Thake That)
Paint it Yak (Stones)
Yak Velvet (Alannah Myles)
Yakberry Way (The Move)
Yak in the Saddle ( Aerosmith)
The Yak of Love (E&TB)
Bringing Sexy Yak (Timberlake)

*Coloured

[Royal Ginger]

I hope Yak's old, before he signs

Will Yak still need me, will Yak still feed me, when he's sixty-four?

Give him some cash and he'll sign
'Cause his old age is not a factor 74, 75

[Winston Smith]

His names Yakubu
He was a showgirl
with yellow feathers in his hair
and a dress cut down to there

[Schards#2]

Super Yak
Super Yak
Get off your back
We need some goals from our attack
Oh yeah yeah

Next month, probs

Super Yak
Super Yak
Is it true what they all say your utter cack
Oh no, no

[Whatevs]

Yak bums Mackie, Mackie bums Yak, Yak and Mackie bum Pogrebnyak
With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone
Why don't Swindon fcuk off home

[seahawk10]

Yak, Yak will tear you apart. Again.

[seahawk10]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCn-JNciH7E

We signed this geezer on a free, The Yak, The Yak,
The last two years he's just scored three, The Yak, The Yak,
Zingarevich has bled us dry,
Our debt is up to £65,
Who needs transfers. we got Yakubu!

[Wisconsin Royal]

Yackstreet's Yak... alright