Norfolk RoyalSnowballOld Man Andrews
Yeah this was horrific, thought I was going to die.
You got off lightly!
I went to the game well-kitted out with a puffer jacket OK for -30 degrees C.
Got back to Thatcham, parked, looking forward to a glass've, do the prediction chart, then kip...
But there was an oldish woman "collapsed" in Thatcham Broadway. Like all the people ignoring her I thought she was drunk and I wasn't keen on getting involved, but I dialled 999 etc then needed to make her safe. (She was half the pavement, half in the road).
Got her into recover position, sat beside her etc, talked to her.
She eventually started mumbling about how cold she was so I took my jacket off to put over her. BIG fffffking mistake!
The ambo turned up 45 minutes later. I think I was actually welded to the pavement. I will never EVER be warm again!
Did you get a snog off of her though?
Actually, as I was talking to her, got her name etc, then her age (62) she said “Are you chatting me up?”
I’ve come over cold again...