'Pre-Match Entertainment?'

[SLAMMED]

Queensley was just cringeworthy. The clappers were worse though.

What the club don't realise is that loud noise =/= atmosphere.

Fuck off with this shit. Absolute embarrassment. We are a premier league club, not a mickey mouse Sunday league team...

[Pandoras Box]

What the club don't realise is that loud noise =/= atmosphere

So what does make a Premier atmosphere? Don't tell me - it's whatever you are doing but everyone else isn't.

[Royal Lady]

I can confirm that the people around us who are usually less animated than a dead sloth, remained exactly the same - no singing, no shouting, some had clappers but only used them as a fan. I know everyone is different, but I cannot understand people who just sit there the whole time and don't get even a little bit excited, even when we are awarded a penalty. Each to their own, but I think they're weird.

[Ups and Downs]

Where was Queensley when we were in the Championship and Kingsley was prattling around before games against Scunthorpe and Doncaster? I'll tell you where; she was probably sleeping with the lion from Chelsea or sucking off one of the Teletubbies! And then the minute he becomes a Premier league mascot shes all over him and pretending shes been a Royal all along. Shes obviously just here for the exposure and to further her career. The moment we get relegated she'll be off. It sickens me! This is the single worse thing to happen to Kingsley since his ill fated Pre-match face lift, circa 2003. I lost a lot of respect for him that day. What example was it setting to the kids? And now this slag! She's not even that fit. No tits whatsoever!

He can do much better.

[Royal Lady]

[Wizard]

One of the best posts ever

[Stuka]

I wasn't able to attend yesterday's game but I see that it's business as usual with the nauseating pre-match rubbish. It's completely unnecessary, embarrassing, and tacky.

[RoyalBlue]

Queensley is modern world.

Queen being a very pertinent prefix! It was either a large butch female or a bloke in that suit! Now that really is getting into the 21st century - a same sex mascot partnership!!

[RoyalBlue]

I'm sure we've had a female for Kingsley before?! Was it last time we were in the Prem?

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/5088_meet_the_queen_of_kingsleys_heart

Aye, also called Queensley.

I actually liked the idea today after an initial thought of WTF?! Some people take things too seriously.

But the one back in 2002 was a lot fitter!

[M Brook]

I liked BBW on repeat!

Really?

The song was good for 5 minutes after our promotion and now it is quite tedious, especially with the annoying clappers involved in it as well.

Agreed.

[M Brook]

As for the cheerleaders - they were nothing like the pictures posted on AE the other day!!

Sorry girls, and boys(?), but no - that was embarrassing. I'm sure you were all really enjoying yourselves and put a lot of hard work into it but it didn't work and its not going to work. I am sure there are plenty of more appropriate places where it does work - village fetes, may fairs etc... - but not during a Premier League football match.

[Ups and Downs]

I'm sure we've had a female for Kingsley before?! Was it last time we were in the Prem?

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/5088_meet_the_queen_of_kingsleys_heart

Aye, also called Queensley.

I actually liked the idea today after an initial thought of WTF?! Some people take things too seriously.

But the one back in 2002 was a lot fitter!

Agreed. A least she made the effort and put a bit of slap on. This new Queensley seems to think she can get by on her natural beauty. Well let me tell you something, sweetheart; you ain't all that!

And Kingsley is 35? I thought he'd been slowing down in recent years. Say what you like about him, he's been a great ambassador for the club. I hope when he reaches retirement age in a year or two the club keep him on in some capacity. I'm sure they can find a behind the scenes role for him or have him as a coach to the next generation of mascots.

[M Brook]

Where was Queensley when we were in the Championship and Kingsley was prattling around before games against Scunthorpe and Doncaster? I'll tell you where; she was probably sleeping with the lion from Chelsea or sucking off one of the Teletubbies! And then the minute he becomes a Premier league mascot shes all over him and pretending shes been a Royal all along. Shes obviously just here for the exposure and to further her career. The moment we get relegated she'll be off. It sickens me! This is the single worse thing to happen to Kingsley since his ill fated Pre-match face lift, circa 2003. I lost a lot of respect for him that day. What example was it setting to the kids? And now this slag! She's not even that fit. No tits whatsoever!

He can do much better.

Indeed. In fact, she'd left him by half time. Couldn't be seen at all by then. Probably up in the posh seats with the suits golddigging. Sad.

[Ups and Downs]

Probably gobbling Peter Crouch. The Slaaaag!

[Pandoras Box]

Agree with PieEater - Queensley, as the song goes 'walks like a man - talks like a man'. So is our new mascot a trannie?

[larry1971]

[quote="SLAMMED"]Queensley was just cringeworthy. The clappers were worse though.

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couldn't help but wonder just how much money the club has wasted producing these clappers as well as yesterday they handed them out several times last season.

[M Brook]

Agree with PieEater - Queensley, as the song goes 'walks like a man - talks like a man'. So is our new mascot a trannie?

So, to sum it up - Clappers and a Slapper!

[Stuka]

Agree with PieEater - Queensley, as the song goes 'walks like a man - talks like a man'. So is our new mascot a trannie?

So, to sum it up - Clappers and a Slapper!

LOL

[edinburghroyal]

Where was Queensley when we were in the Championship and Kingsley was prattling around before games against Scunthorpe and Doncaster? I'll tell you where; she was probably sleeping with the lion from Chelsea or sucking off one of the Teletubbies! And then the minute he becomes a Premier league mascot shes all over him and pretending shes been a Royal all along. Shes obviously just here for the exposure and to further her career. The moment we get relegated she'll be off. It sickens me! This is the single worse thing to happen to Kingsley since his ill fated Pre-match face lift, circa 2003. I lost a lot of respect for him that day. What example was it setting to the kids? And now this slag! She's not even that fit. No tits whatsoever!

He can do much better.

spot on. nailed it!

I bet she is eyeing Anton or Sir John now!

[cmonurz]

I wasn't able to attend yesterday's game but I see that it's business as usual with the nauseating pre-match rubbish. It's completely unnecessary, embarrassing, and tacky.

I guess you're easily embarrassed.