by RoyalBlue »
23 Oct 2025 12:34
South Coast Royal RoyalBlue Poster in the gents toilets in the SJM Stand.
"We are working to improve these facilities. Please be patient whilst we strive to improve your comfort break."
Maybe they should consider similar outside the turnstiles:
"We are working to improve this team. Please be patient whilst we strive to improve your matchday enjoyment."
How are they going to improve the comfort break?
Will somebody be volunteering to hold it for you at the urinal while you have a conversation on the phone?
Will somebody be available for wiping purposes?
The mind boggles! (pardon any perceived pun).
At the Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, they have TVs in the toilets with video and commentary, so you don't miss any of the action whilst you pee! Maybe Rob intends bringing that idea across The Atlantic.