My Mrs has come up with two chants

[comeonthebiscuitmen]

the first was while watching chelsea on sky earlier this season

to the tune of Beck's loser they should sing "Im Malouda baby - so why dont you kill me"

and last night while watching liverpool - to the tune of My Sharona - the Liverpool fans should sing the riff followed by Mashc-er-ano

2 wicked tunes it must be said

only properly heard the words to liverpools (white stripes) seven nation army chant last night - its Feeernando Torrrres - not bad

[Row Z Royal]

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[comeonthebiscuitmen]

they are supposed to be funny - not actual chants

at least some clubs use recent tunes though

whats that terrible melody that every clubs fans sing now?
Wigan fans will sing it on saturday with the hilarious line "auto windscreens we've won it two times"
We had better give them a beating.

[Zammo]

I laughed.