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Re: CheLOLsea

by Franchise FC » 19 Apr 2014 19:50

Royalclapper
You can also add:

Being more than a little overzealous with the use of knives in and around Anfield for many a year.

Robbing and looting shops of merchandise when playing in other cities.

Rioting at Millwall when LFC fans got taunted by similarly unnecessary things as they've taunted other clubs with.

Publicly advocating the release of a fan who was involved in a sickening assault on a Bulgarian bartender.

But we all know they don't do that sort of thing though :roll:


IIRC the person jailed for the assault has been PROVen that he wasn't even present at the incident. Even the local police admit that but won't release him.

The others stand, of course

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Ascotexgunner » 19 Apr 2014 19:51

FFS this is gonna end up as the worst sea for years. Gutless tossers handing Liverpool the trophy. The media love in is gonna be unbearable.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by 'lista » 19 Apr 2014 20:03

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Victor Meldrew What ever happened to Abramovich's demand for entertaining football?
Will he sack Mourinho again after this season's borefest?
Just 66 goals in 34 games-all that money spent on attacking players and they only score 1 single parried goal against lowly Swansea in 75 minutes against 10 men.
I know the fans (proper fans and not the Johnny-come-latelies like Kes) aren't overjoyed about what they have been watching this season and I could see their main fan pulling the plug on this latest project bearing in mind what happened to Grant and Di Matteo.


Yep, I'm a Johnny Come Lately :lol:



Not even a sponsor on the replica shirt I've supported them so long. 8)


I like the way you have deftly air-brushed out the ejaculating dirty old man's hard- on that you were obediently strumming upon when this image was captured.
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Re: CheLOLsea

by Schards#2 » 19 Apr 2014 20:07

Chelsea showing, in defeat what an utterly repulsive club they are from top to bottom, as is anyone needed reminding.

Nasty Ramires throwing an elbow in Larsson's face off the ball, players throwing themselves on the floor left right and centre, fans screaming with contorted outrage for handball everytime the ball is in the box, some gimp off the bench trying to assault the ref for having the temerity to award the first penalty given against Chelsea this season, all topped by the head twat Mourinho bleating about not just this ref but all refs in his post match interview

Just fuck of you classless bunch of bitter losers.

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by Man Friday » 19 Apr 2014 20:12

Well said. (Again.)


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Re: CheLOLsea

by Man Friday » 19 Apr 2014 20:14

USA_Loyal_Royal brilliant result for Liverpool! lol @ chelsea! my chelsea supporting mate is flipping shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Corrected.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Victor Meldrew » 19 Apr 2014 20:15

Silver Fox At least Jose wasn't bitter at the end then! I'm embarrassed for him


Jamie was embarrassed for him as well-what a dreadful loser who milks it all when his team wins but is a twat when they lose.
It is always also about Mourinho when they win, the great tactician, the great user of mind games, the great motivator but what is he then when they lose to the bottom club?

BTW presumably Ramires is looking at a ban for the deliberate and malicious elbow on Larsson?
Chelsea should have been down to 10 men for the last hour or so but so many decisions have gone their way this season and this was another one.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by soggy biscuit » 19 Apr 2014 20:24

Throwing away a lead against the very bottom team when you are 1 point off the top with 4 games to go

Dictionary definition of bottlejobs should just say 'Chelsea'

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Who Moved The Goalposts? » 19 Apr 2014 20:25

Schards#2 Chelsea showing, in defeat what an utterly repulsive club they are from top to bottom, as is anyone needed reminding.

Nasty Ramires throwing an elbow in Larsson's face off the ball, players throwing themselves on the floor left right and centre, fans screaming with contorted outrage for handball everytime the ball is in the box, some gimp off the bench trying to assault the ref for having the temerity to award the first penalty given against Chelsea this season, all topped by the head twat Mourinho bleating about not just this ref but all refs in his post match interview

Just fuck of you classless bunch of bitter losers.


If I would have written this, I would have been proud. Well said Shards.

This is the same bunch of classless chavs - even the same manager - that accused the NHS of not getting the ambulance to the ground quick enough when Czech was injured at the madstad. Mourinho somehow manages to get away with these accusations time after time. When is football ever going to get is house in order? I'm not holding my breath.


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Re: CheLOLsea

by soggy biscuit » 19 Apr 2014 20:29

When your captain bottles a penalty kick in the CL final and your manager bottles answering questions in the press conference after his team loses, what do you expect the players to be like?

They can only be a reflection of those they choose to lead them





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Re: CheLOLsea

by AthleticoSpizz » 19 Apr 2014 20:38

Rumour has it thinking that Mourinho will be gone soon.

Second is not acceptable, third is an execution in Russian boardrooms......boring uninspiring football from such a talented squad, simply not good enough....poor management.



My heartfelt sympathies go out to Kes

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Re: CheLOLsea

by paultheroyal » 19 Apr 2014 21:25

Ascotexgunner FFS this is gonna end up as the worst sea for years. Gutless tossers handing Liverpool the trophy. The media love in is gonna be unbearable.

It's oxf*rd great ain't it!!! :lol:

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Re: CheLOLsea

by TFF » 19 Apr 2014 21:27

I shouldn't think we'll hear from Kes for a few days. His Sunderland wager will pay for a massive bender


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by soggy biscuit » 19 Apr 2014 21:30

TFF I shouldn't think we'll hear from Kes for a few days. His Sunderland wager will pay for a massive bender


Not the first time 'Kes' and 'massive bender' have been used in the same statement

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Unbelievable Jeff » 19 Apr 2014 21:34

soggy biscuit
TFF I shouldn't think we'll hear from Kes for a few days. His Sunderland wager will pay for a massive bender


Not the first time 'Kes' and 'massive bender' have been used in the same statement


:lol:

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Re: CheLOLsea

by paultheroyal » 19 Apr 2014 22:02

soggy biscuit
TFF I shouldn't think we'll hear from Kes for a few days. His Sunderland wager will pay for a massive bender


Not the first time 'Kes' and 'massive bender' have been used in the same statement


:lol:

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Re: CheLOLsea

by paultheroyal » 19 Apr 2014 22:03

Mmmmm KES, deeper baby.


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Re: CheLOLsea

by Victor Meldrew » 19 Apr 2014 22:14

Just in case Kes doesn't know the result:
Mourinho 1
Sunderland 2

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Mr.Swainey » 19 Apr 2014 22:40

Kes probably doesn't know that Gus Poyet turned out for Chelsea for many years. We have to remember that Kes only started supporting Chelsea in 2006.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Toon Toon Blue army » 19 Apr 2014 22:43

Sticking my neck out.. Still think, somehow, they'll end up champions.

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