The Frank Lampard tribute thread.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Dunno, members of your family? The cast of Howard's End? The editor of Bunty magazine? Do tell.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

No way should Lampard be on the plane to Brazil ahead of Gerrard, Barkley, Wilshere.

[YateleyRoyal]

No way should Lampard be on the plane to Brazil ahead of Gerrard, Barkley, Wilshere.

Jaysus. Barkley? Give the lad a chance ffs

[Big Foot]

Typical no nothing fan over reacting to half a dozen good games

[Bandini]

In a squad of 23, even if he's thought to not be good enough to start, I'd like to have Lampard coming off the bench, but with both him and Gerrard, I'd be most interested in seeing what sort of fitness they have at the end of a long season.

[No Fixed Abode]

No way should Lampard be on the plane to Brazil ahead of Gerrard, Barkley, Wilshere.

Sensible to take England's 2nd highest scorer in qualifying out of the squad.

[YateleyRoyal]

No way should Lampard be on the plane to Brazil ahead of Gerrard, Barkley, Wilshere.

Sensible to take England's 2nd highest scorer in qualifying out of the squad.

JOINT second highest. Welbeck'll still be going

[sandman]

LOL at Bert and Ernie defending their beloved Frank.

Don't worry unless he gets injured he'll be in the squad.

[Big Foot]

Lampard to get award before England's friendly v Chile for his 100th cap

[sandman]

Doesn't seem very appropriate for Frank. I'm sure he'd have preferred to celebrate with a nice all you can eat buffet or a big cake with his face on it.

[floyd__streete]

I'd like to have Lampard coming off the bench

Tap In/ I think that the bench would appreciate it too

[Big Foot]

LAMPARD appearing on Jonathan Ross' TV show next Thursday night. Will have to set sky+ as I'll be out pulling birds instead.

[Big Foot]

Doesn't seem very appropriate for Frank. I'm sure he'd have preferred to celebrate with a nice all you can eat buffet or a big cake with his face on it.

Corrrrrrr I wish I was as fat as our generation's best ever midfielder who's set countless records on the way and won every major trophy at club level. Give your head a wobble, this is getting embarrassing for you m8

[No Fixed Abode]

When Frank scores his next goal he will become only the ninth player to score 30 for England.

In the last year he's made 11 appearances, 3 as sub and scored 6 (six) times. Only Wayne Rooney has scored more.

Under Roy Hodgson he has created more chances than anyone.

[Big Foot]

When Frank scores his next goal he will become only the ninth player to score 30 for England.

In the last year he's made 11 appearances, 3 as sub and scored 6 (six) times. Only Wayne Rooney has scored more.

Under Roy Hodgson he has created more chances than anyone.

Yup, leave him at home next Summer then

RIP Frank

[YateleyRoyal]

Doesn't seem very appropriate for Frank. I'm sure he'd have preferred to celebrate with a nice all you can eat buffet or a big cake with his face on it.

Corrrrrrr I wish I was as fat as our generation's best ever midfielder who's set countless records on the way and won every major trophy at club level. Give your head a wobble, this is getting embarrassing for you m8

Get your head out of his arse. Who's it embarassing for now?

[Big Foot]

Doesn't seem very appropriate for Frank. I'm sure he'd have preferred to celebrate with a nice all you can eat buffet or a big cake with his face on it.

Corrrrrrr I wish I was as fat as our generation's best ever midfielder who's set countless records on the way and won every major trophy at club level. Give your head a wobble, this is getting embarrassing for you m8

Get your head out of his arse. Who's it embarassing for now?

Yup, he really is shit that Frank Lampard

Hope he never plays for England again

[Extended-Phenotype]

Rename the thread "two guys soppily finger-banging each other to submissive orgasm".

"No, you be Lampard!"
"No, you!"

[Big Foot]

Set to captain England tomorrow night

[Extended-Phenotype]

Cue England being completely overrun with zero creativity in midfield until the last minutes where Lampard kicks the ball quite hard, randomly hitting the target and keeping his posters on the walls of idiots for a few more months to come.