The Frank Lampard tribute thread.

[rfcjoe]

Another( ) penalty. 95% of his goals are pens.

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Another( ) penalty. 95% of his goals are pens.

Didn't know pens didn't count as goals m8.

[26-10-06]

Another( ) penalty. 95% of his goals are pens.

Didn't know pens didn't count as goals m8.

He didn't say the didn't, he was just saying.

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I'll just add the sublime assist against Copenhagen in the Champions League for Anelka's 2nd goal.

And also the winning goal last night.

[cmonurz]

I might start a Torres tribute thread.

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Lamps notches another 2 goals tonight.

[soggy biscuit]

LOL @ paying £50M on 1 player only to drop him after 5 games

[cmonurz]

Drop him? I thought Chelsea's best striker came on for Drogba in the second half?

KaLOLou.

[Big Foot]

Lamps notches another 2 goals tonight.

8 goals in 12 games isn't it now?

[rfcjoe]

Yeah, he really is putting those penaltys away well now.

[No Fixed Abode]

LOL @ paying £50M on 1 player only to drop him after 5 games

Lampard didn't cost £50m.

[cmonurz]

Problem for Chelsea, or Torres, or both, is that in Torres they have bought a player who thrives on service, whereas the way Chelsea play, he'll be asked to play a different role, going in search of the ball, more of a Rooney role, which isn't Torres at all.

[No Fixed Abode]

Has Frank changed his name to Torres?

[cmonurz]

Terry with new signing Luiz.

[rfcjoe]

Didn't even raise a smile

[soggy biscuit]

One has based their career on making people laugh, the other is Will Ferrell.

[Silver Fox]

Has Frank changed his name to Torres?

'greed Kes, why are people going on about Torres when he hasn't even made his Chelsea debut yet?

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We're winning with 10 men.

[TBM]

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard is considering retiring from England duty amid rumours he will be axed for the game against Wales.

Toys.Pram.Out

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SUPER
SUPER
FRANK
SUPER
FRANK
LAMPARD