The Frank Lampard tribute thread.

[Deadlock]

First signs of dissent against the manager's selection policies : http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16155208.stm

Lampard told BBC Sport. "I'm as fat as I've ever been"

Fixed typo.

[Silver Fox]

So Fwank went off and then Chelsea scored? What can this mean?

[No Fixed Abode]

Van Persie Arsenal 15 - striker
Aguero Man City 11 - striker
Ba Newcastle 11 - striker
Rooney Man Utd 11 - striker
Dzeko Man City 10 - striker
Yakubu Blackburn 9 - striker
Adebayor Tottenham 8 - striker
Balotelli Man City 8 -striker
Sturridge Chelsea 8 - striker
Holt Norwich 7 -striker
Klasnic Bolton 7 - striker
Lampard Chelsea 7 - MIDFIELDER
Defoe Tottenham 6 - striker
Fletcher Wolverhampton 6 - striker
Helguson QPR 6 - striker

[sandman]

Pretty poor for someone with the scoring record he's had over the last 5/10 years to only have seven goals by Christmas tbf. Level on goals with a player from the bottom of the league team.

[Platypuss]

Excellent assist for Villa's third.

[weybridgewanderer]

followed by some motivational boing from the home support?

[No Fixed Abode]

BOOOOOOOM!
Another goal v Wolves today.

[Silver Fox]

Really should have been sent off though shouldn't he?

[FiNeRaIn]

Really should have been sent off though shouldn't he?

This is the tribute thread, leave your negative feedback elsewhere!

Lampard > Gerrard.

[Big Foot]

Another match winning contribution from 'Fat Fwank'

[1871 Royal]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2082879/Manchester-United-want-Frank-Lampard.html

[Simon's Church]

Lampard and Anderson in the same City? Greggs will have a field day.

[BR2]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2082879/Manchester-United-want-Frank-Lampard.html

Now that would be funny.
Bets on how long it would take to kiss the badge?

[No Fixed Abode]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2082879/Manchester-United-want-Frank-Lampard.html

Now that would be funny.
Bets on how long it would take to kiss the badge?

You're confusing Lampard with Gerrard m8.

[Extended-Phenotype]

He's the midfielder for the modern ADHD football fanbase. Who wants to watch someone do all that midfielding business - it's goals which getcha on highlight TV!

I heard when he kicked his wife and kids out of his mansion they deflected off two postman and a jehovah's witness first.

Great guy.

[3 veesinarow]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2082879/Manchester-United-want-Frank-Lampard.html

Now that would be funny.
Bets on how long it would take to kiss the badge?

You're confusing Lampard with Gerrard m8.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl ... wages.html

[BR2]

NFA,
I know that you are a bit of a novice as far as football is concerned but surely even you know from your history books that Fwank is a West Ham boy,just as his father was,and yet he delights (at the moment) in kissing the Chelsea badge.
On the other hand Gerrard is Liverpool through and through so it is just a bit easier to understand.
I wonder if Joe Cole now kisses his Lille badge-I don't think he was at Liverpool long enough to be a badge kisser there but he was when at Chelsea and West Ham.

[No Fixed Abode]

NFA,
I know that you are a bit of a novice as far as football is concerned but surely even you know from your history books that Fwank is a West Ham boy,just as his father was,and yet he delights (at the moment) in kissing the Chelsea badge.
On the other hand Gerrard is Liverpool through and through so it is just a bit easier to understand.
I wonder if Joe Cole now kisses his Lille badge-I don't think he was at Liverpool long enough to be a badge kisser there but he was when at Chelsea and West Ham.

So Gerrard didn't kiss the Liverpool badge and then put in a transfer request?

[No Fixed Abode]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Another goal v Portsmouth today.

[RoyalJames101]

Serious question, do you think he'll leave NFA? And also should he be starting every week still?

Seems to me that he's played well this season and just been made a bit of a scape goat.