The Frank Lampard tribute thread.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Especially as those gay rumours are starting to come out.

[Big Foot]

How does he do it? Superhuman

[soggy biscuit]

5 men couldn't carry (c*nt), couldnt carry Lampard (c*nt), 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man & his forklift truck couldn't carry Lampard (c*nt)

[Extended-Phenotype]

I can't believe his superinjunction is still holding up about his sexual preference.

[RobRoyal]

I can't believe his superinjunction is still holding up about his sexual preference.

True? Are any of Chelsea's players straight?

[Extended-Phenotype]

Not sure. Lampard is certainly not straight.

Not that it matters, though. Fair play to him. Just don't know why he can't admit it or feels he has to hide behind a mask of heterosexuality.

Maybe it's because John Terry would sh/t through his letterbox.

Though I expect Lamps would like that.

[philM]

I can't believe his superinjunction is still holding up about his sexual preference.

[No Fixed Abode]

BOOM!

Gr8 goal v Spurs in the FA CUP semi today.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I wonder if he'll take out the superinjunction in advance of his celebration 'cruise'.

[handbags_harris]

Not often I'll praise Lampard because I think he's a bit sh*t, but his free kick yesterday was pretty damn good.

Pity there were so many empty seats in the Chelsea end though Kes, wasn't it?

[RobRoyal]

Pity there were so many empty seats in the Chelsea end though Kes, wasn't it?

This. But I guess that's the trouble with hosting the semi-final at a big venue so far away from the clubs involved.

Oh, hang on.

Decent hit by Lampard but I wish keepers would stop making that step towards the near post when the ball struck. Just play the percentages and cover your own side, please.

[Big Foot]

Sublime assist for Ramires' goal tonight

[No Fixed Abode]

GOAL v Wigan today.

He has now scored 7 times in opening games, equalling Teddy Sheringham and just one behind Alan Shearer.

[soggy biscuit]

No goal from open play in 20 games apparently

Hope he doesn't start comfort eating

[No Fixed Abode]

GOAL v Reading last night

His 188th goal for Chelsea.

6 more goals to surpass Kerry Dixon and 15 more to beat Bobby Tambling.

Dyer Swansea 2
Ivanovic Chelsea 2
Lampard Chelsea 2
Michu Swansea 2
Petric Fulham 2
Ba Newcastle 1
Ben Arfa Newcastle 1
Cahill Chelsea 1
S Davis Southampton 1
Defoe Tottenham 1
Duff Fulham 1
Dzeko Man City 1
Fellaini Everton 1
Gera West Brom 1
Guthrie Reading 1
Kacaniklic Fulham 1
Kightly Stoke 1
Lambert Southampton 1
Le Fondre Reading 1
Lukaku West Brom 1
Nasri Man City 1
Nolan West Ham 1
Odemwingie West Brom 1
Pogrebniak Reading 1
Sidwell Fulham 1
Sinclair Swansea 1
Tevez Man City 1
Torres Chelsea 1

League goals only. Totals can include goals scored for other teams in the same division. Only 15 players can be displayed so others tied on the same number of goals as the player listed 15th, but alphabetically after him, will not appear.

[sandman]

No goal from open play in 20 games apparently

Hope he doesn't start comfort eating

He's going to get really fat attending all these wedding receptions he keeps buying people off with.

[Extended-Phenotype]

He'll burn it all off worying about another superinjunction he's taken out against a third fella.

[windermere_royal]

whats surprises me is how he has such a good penalty record, he nearly always puts them to the keepers right with power, including last night.
surely any keeper would know wher he is going to put it and take a gamble

[No Fixed Abode]

2 goals V Moldova last night

25 goals for England in total.

England's all time highest penalty scorer.

[soggy biscuit]

England's all time highest penalty scorer.