Liverpool Loan Signing Imminent

[North Somerset Royal]

I hear that in an attempt to boost our attacking options Brenda has asked Liverpool to lend us the beach ball that scored at Sunderland yesterday.

[Dorset-Knob]

Liverpool's new striker, Plage Balon, signs for Reading on loan to supplement our current goalscorers!

[rotherwick_royal]

...and I thought this was going to be a real story.

I feel somewhat deflated

[Platypuss]

...and I thought this was going to be a real story.

I feel somewhat deflated

Was quite pumped up when I saw that headline.

[Deathy]

Sepp Bladder says no.

[Royalwaster]

I hear that in an attempt to boost our attacking options Brenda has asked Liverpool to lend us the beach ball that scored at Sunderland yesterday.

You got balls to come up with a nonsense rumour like that!

[Barry the bird boggler]

No doubt another prima donna with an over inflated ego...

[Uke]

Wouldn't want himas he's too much of a all round player


and he'd be joining us on the rebound

[Blue_Elm]

I'm sure we'll bounce back and achieve promotion... sign IT up