The Reading4eva shoite rumours thread

[SPARTA]

The two most unreliable people on the interspaz, well that's me sold!

FWIW, this rumour appeared on the football-rumours site not long before you both jumped on it. Also, there's an article somewhere 'claiming' 5-6 Championship clubs are talking to him, so all you've done is link us as we need 1-2 strikers.. Well, well done you both.

[From Despair To Where?]

Sir Dodger Royal on twitter seems to have heard this too:

@SirDodgerRoyal: #readingfc are hoping to complete the signing of FC Utrecht striker Jacob Mulenga within the week

Undo this biatches... This is credible

Replacement for Gary Alexander

[M Brook]

Jacob Mulenga - Zambian international. 34 goals in 84 appearances for Utrecht in the past 3 seasons.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... ob-Mulenga

[Millsy]

I've just noticed he looks like a gay elf.

Is being anti-gay-elves homophobic? Cos they're not really human are they?

Just saying.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

I've just noticed he looks like a gay elf.

Is being anti-gay-elves homophobic? Cos they're not really human are they?

Just saying.

Your a C*nt. Just Saying

[GreaterTorontoRoyal]

Your a C*nt. Just Saying

You're*

[SydenhamRoyal]

Your a C*nt. Just Saying

You're*

Unless of course it was "your c*nt"?

[Reading4eva]

George at The Bull in Theale has some news. As we drank our Cider Blacks he told me Matej Vydra who was on loan at Watford is a surprise target. Hammond is willing to beat Sunderland to the punch. This probably means we have lost out on Hooper or Sharp or both

[phil in cornwall]

This thread needs closing before it dies of boredom.

[blythspartan]

Has he ever been right with a rumour?

[Reading4eva]

Yes

[Cobi]

Your pubs are clearly www.football-rumours.com Can I suggest you stop drinking there?

[Hendo]

http://hobnob.royals.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=119590

[SydenhamRoyal]

George at The Bull in Theale has some news. As we drank our Cider Blacks

HM ... trading standards methinks, they'll lose their licence

[Michael Meaker]

George at The Bull in Theale has some news. As we drank our Cider Blacks he told me Matej Vydra who was on loan at Watford is a surprise target. Hammond is willing to beat Sunderland to the punch. This probably means we have lost out on Hooper or Sharp or both

Please continue to provide us with these gems, they really are 'hilarious' and we all think that you are amazing.

[ddetisi]

George at The Bull in Theale has some news. As we drank our Cider Blacks he told me Matej Vydra who was on loan at Watford is a surprise target. Hammond is willing to beat Sunderland to the punch. This probably means we have lost out on Hooper or Sharp or both

I think George at the bull doesn't want to talk to you. He's told you the first footballer he could think of, knowing you'll leave immediately to put it on HNA. The seedy little dark room you dwell in must be pretty depressing. Don't take it out on us.

[Super_horns]

If you have a spare 16-18 million and convince his agent your still in the Premier league you might get Vydra.

[Reading4eva]

I understand that Derby are considering a move for Gunter who doesn't fit in our plans. Geoff at the Swan mentioned this before our pint!

[Gordons Cumming]

.........and Geoff's source is?

[Reading4eva]

Mayonnaise he does like his mayonnaise