McCarthy dating TOWIE reject

[MmmMonsterMunch]

I didn't think it was appropriate for the team board. Not really sure where it belongs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... odger.html

[genome]

[_royal]

The paper reports that despite it still being very early days, Lauren,27, has told pals that the football player, who previously dated fellow TOWIE star Frankie Essex, ‘seems like a keeper’.

[tidus_mi2]

So HNA? Is Heat magazine now?

[sandman]

Don't know about the rest of you but this makes me lose what little respect I had left for him. At least we now know why his performances have dipped so dramatically in the last 12 months. Needs to spend less time designing diamonds and on the z list 'celebrity' circuit and more time working out how to distribute the ball to his team mates rather than the opposition.

I say sell now before his value decreases even further than it already has. No doubt we'll still have his mouth breathing sycophants like FLOLyd StROFLette defending him as always.

[Mr.Swainey]

At least we now know why his performances have dipped so dramatically in the last 12 months.

Have his performances dipped this season? He is statistically the best keeper in the division.

[sandman]

What are his distribution statistics?

Is there one for him coming out to punch and totally missing whilst the ball goes into our net?

If you face one of, if not the highest, amount of shots in the league then you are bound to make a lot of saves.

In one of the PL seasons Hahnemann was statistically the best keeper in the league in terms of saves. Love the guy but was Marcus really better than the likes of Van Der Sar or Cech? No, he wasn't, he'd faced the most shots.

[Mr.Swainey]

What are his distribution statistics?

Is there one for him coming out to punch and totally missing whilst the ball goes into our net?

If you face one of, if not the highest, amount of shots in the league then you are bound to make a lot of saves.

In one of the PL seasons Hahnemann was statistically the best keeper in the league in terms of saves. Love the guy but was Marcus really better than the likes of Van Der Sar or Cech? No, he wasn't, he'd faced the most shots.

I actually think his distribution got better as the season went on. We know it was an area of weakness, but things don't change over night and he is getting better with it. He is still a relatively young goalkeeper.

Adkins' has said that one of Alex's best attributes is his command of the area, and bar one or two mistakes (like any goalkeeper), he does claim crosses very well.

[P!ssed Off]

Christ.
Sell now, we can't have that piece of tat coming to the Madejski.

[Platypuss]

One more bit of plastic isn't going to make much difference.

[GreaterTorontoRoyal]

One more bit of plastic isn't going to make much difference.

[Royalcop]

What's a 'belfie'?

[Sutekh]

+1

[MmmMonsterMunch]

What's a 'belfie'?

I believe it means a selfie of someone's bum.

Jesus Christ what has the world come to?

[genome]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Royalcop]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

+1

[MmmMonsterMunch]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

You mean to say you've never done a belfie before?

[genome]

No. I've done a bellfie though.

[Royal Ginger]

Does the photocopier count?

[paultheroyal]

What's a 'belfie'?

On a par with a YOMO!