by Ian Royal »
30 Apr 2011 23:39
Just got back.
Well that was a nightmare journey to cap a oxf*rd atrocious display of clueless football. The journey may just be colouring my match report a bit, but I couldn't give a rats arse right now.
We were shambolic, playing the worst sort of percentage puntball. The most frustrating things is its exactly the same shit we've been playing all season and we've got good enough players and there are enough shit teams out there for it to get us into the play offs. But we'll get absolutely murdered in the Prem playing it. Which is ok, because before that can happen Swansea are going to bend us over and arse rape us in the play offs.
Federici - 5 Distribution awful. If you're going to hoof it, at least hoof it to the middle of the pitch where we might pick up a second ball (assuming we have a midfield). Made some good camera saves that McCarthy would haev made look routine.
Griffin - 6 I'm sure he used to be really good - can't remember anything good or particularly bad.
Harte - 6 His lack of pace caused us problems, but apart from run slowly he didn't do a lot wrong.
Mills - -357 His positioning is poor. He is the biggest cuplrit of mindless, easily telegraphed percentage hoofball we have. Piss off to Billy Big Bollocksville where you belong.
Khizanishvili - 6 Best ball playing centreback but quite casual at times
Karacan - 4 non-existent except when in headless chicken mode. You are a midfielder, put your foot on the ball and pass it ffs. In fairness not much he can do with Mills and co repeatedly pumping the ball 6 miles over his head.
Leigertwood - 5 non-existent - but what do you expect when the ball is consistently pumped 5.5 miles over his head.
Antonio - 5 looked promising briefly with the ball at his feet, but obviously has no idea what he's actually doing.
McAnuff - 4 Not sure he was even at the game. One of our best ball players and we did nothing to get him involved.
Hunt - 4 first time I've seen Hunt play crap and not score recently - no service whatsoever so he couldn't have hoped to get better than a 6 anyway.
Long - 4 I can't blame him for spending his entire time looking to fall over to get a freekick, because he had bugger all chance of doing anything else.
Howard - 5 Too little way too late. You don't bring on a play maker when you have none of the ball and are pumping it aimlessly upfield and hope he'll change the game.
Robson-Kanu - 3 he's got pace, he's got skill. he knows what he's doing. He's just really shit at doing it for some reason.
We've been wide open in midfield for close to half a dozen games now and we just let an utterly mediocre Coventry side make us look like relegation material, waltzing through our midfield at will. And they still barely looked like scoring.
A word to the Coventry fans. Worst Mexican wave ever. oxf*rd atrocious. And it might be an idea not to slag off a team that played abysmally yet still held you to a 0-0 draw in a meaningless game, when you've done nothing for the last 20 million years except get relegated.
I wish I'd stayed in the oxf*rd Taxi and watched Ben's face get slowly turned into bloody mincemeat by that pissing dolphin. Ta for the Lols Rexers, Badg, Leics & Ben... by far and away the best part of the day.
oxf*rd Tiki Pole.