Big Marcus in the BBC Berkshire hotseat on Fri 30 March

BBC Radio Berkshire · by **BBC Radio Berkshire** » 29 Mar 2007 17:24

Dear All,

Big Marcus Hahemann will be Tim's special guest on BBC Radio Berkshire's Royals Footy Phone In from 6pm on Fri 30 March.

Questions can be left here or you can text 07786 202 303 or phone 0845 900 1041.

All the best

Joel

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 29 Mar 2007 17:35

Marcus,

What do you think about second rate two bit BBClocal radio dee-jays who can't even spell the name of their guest correctly?

Cheers then

Cheery

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 29 Mar 2007 17:47

Marcus,

If you and the family are invited to Wimbledon this summer as guests of Britain's top ranking tennis star, and closet homosexual, Tim 'Timmy' Henman, might I suggest that you keep your backs to the wall at all times, as remarkably, an anagram of your name is HENMAN ANUS CHARM.

It is highly likely that Timmy will try to use his 'charm' to seduce you into participating in a sickening gay romp, likely to be recorded and featured on READING WORLD (Only 19.99!!!!)

Cheers then
Cheery

Dirk Gently · by **Dirk Gently** » 29 Mar 2007 17:51

cheeryoleary Marcus,

If you and the family are invited to Wimbledon this summer as guests of Britain's top ranking tennis star, and closet homosexual, Tim 'Timmy' Henman, might I suggest that you keep your backs to the wall at all times, as remarkably, an anagram of your name is HENMAN ANUS CHARM.

It is highly likely that Timmy will try to use his 'charm' to seduce you into participating in a sickening gay romp, likely to be recorded and featured on READING WORLD (Only 19.99!!!!)

Cheers then
Cheery

I don't know if you're getting more surreal, more desperate, or both!

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 29 Mar 2007 18:22

Marcus

Red or blue Bounties

Do you have a shed, if so what do you keep in it?

What would you do if you had to do a proper job?

Magnum or Walther PPK

What are you aiming to do when you retire? Will you stay in this country and try to get into coaching or go back to the States and start a rock band?

What do you think is the best save you've ever made?

Having seen Paul Robinson's goal against Watford will you be wary of him when he launches the ball forward on Sunday? Will you perhaps try to catch hm out with something similar yourself?

Do any of the other players ever dare to play pratical jokes on you or you too scary?

Did you always want to be a goalkeeper?

Iron Maiden are much better than Slipknot, discuss

Katie Marsden · by **Katie Marsden** » 29 Mar 2007 19:01

Hi marcus, i find men with shaved heads very attractive. how often do you shave yours and do you use a normal razor or do you go for the electric option?

katie xxx

PieEater · by **PieEater** » 29 Mar 2007 20:01

Marcus, a few season ago away at Burnley it was claimed that you were pelted by a Chicken Balti pie after we scored a contentious goal (they thought the ball went out of play in the build up). As they didn't sell Chicken Balti pies in the away end, do you think this was poor reporting or discrimination against the loyal Royals who had treked all the way up to Burnley in the snow?

Also since you made some comments about the poor travel arrangements to get to Sunderland away, have the travel arrangements improved and do you prefer to stay overnight in hotels or do longer journeys on the coach in one day?

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 29 Mar 2007 22:01

It's not uncommon for managers to rotate outfield players, Why isn't this the case with goalkeepers?

Reading launch a new kit and the Goalkeeping jersey is pink with yellow spots. Do you A) Hand in a transfer request? B) Change your name to Mr Blobby? or C) Insist on a matching pair of gloves?

Paul Robinson scored from a free kick level with his penalty area. Is this something you think you might be tempted to try?

How does goalkeeper fitness tranining differ from that of outfield players, If at all?

What cars do you currently own and have would you ever consider buying a Reliant Robin?

Does it concern you that Ron Grant may face redundancy if the other players were to follow your example and throw their laundry to fans after games?

AthleticoSpizz · by **AthleticoSpizz** » 29 Mar 2007 22:02

Marcus

How much "out of pocket" were you after the "penalty shoot outs" following the open top bus tour festivities last year?

....and why the Red Bull?

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 30 Mar 2007 09:48

Haven't heard any more on the red contact lenses, are you still wearing them?

How often are you compared to Ming the Merciless?

Mom's home made Apple pie or Spotted Dick?

Silver Fox · by **Silver Fox** » 30 Mar 2007 10:01

Apart from anything by Tool, what is the greatest album of all time?

Did you do a bracket for this year's NCAA tournament and if so how did you get on?

What's your favourite Marcus? Marcoos Tandy from out of Eldorado, US department store Neiman Marcus or shoe loving former Philipino first lady Imelda Marcus?

TFF · by **TFF** » 30 Mar 2007 10:10

Marcus,

what is your (and the other players') opinion of the goal celebration music "Tom Hark"?

Does it lift the players to see the crowd dance and celebrate a goal or make them cringe with embarassment?

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All's fair eh?

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Annie, from "Life on Mars" - would you?

Behindu · by **Behindu** » 30 Mar 2007 10:57

Is the signed Jens Lehmann shirt proudly on display at the Hahnemann home ?

Before you joined Reading the rumour was you were about to pack up the game and head back to the US. Was that true ? What would you have done. How glad are you that you stayed !

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 30 Mar 2007 11:09

Marcus,
I want to join the Royal Families however I understand that this may require me to become a WAG first.
What do you think my chances are?
Cheers then
Cheery

Dangerous · by **Dangerous** » 30 Mar 2007 11:25

Tim/Joel, any chance of asking these this time as you didn't last time.

Marcus,

As a keen NFL and 49ers fan, I'd like to know the following.

1 - Who is your favourite current playing NFL player and who is your favourite of the past?

2 - Which team does Bobby Convey support?

3 - Are there any other members of the RFC squad who follow the NFL and if so, who do they follow.

4 - I hope you enjoyed both games against San Francisco this year? Particularly the second half of the game in Seattle!

5 - Would you ever or have you ever considered playing Gridiron at any stage in your career?

6 - Who do you think will win the Super Bowl next year?

Thanks

Brian

Turns8 · by **Turns8** » 30 Mar 2007 12:41

How far can you throw the ball and can the Fed throw it further?

Have you taught him the trademark side kick to clear the ball upfield..if so he seems to have grasped the concept and can actually kick it abit better than you!!!

Some fans seem frustrated with some of your distribution during games, is this something you are conscious of and does it bug you?

Which player do you think is just plain crazee?what evidence do you have..

Sidders still hasn't signed a new deal are you and some of the other lads getting prepared to batter him if he turns his back on the Royals..will this form part of the Royal Families end of seadon bash..to help raise even more money

weybridgewanderer · by **weybridgewanderer** » 30 Mar 2007 12:53

marcus, who is the heaviest, most unfit player in the squad?

Dirk Gently · by **Dirk Gently** » 30 Mar 2007 13:17

Marcus

This question is being sent from just outside Boston, where I've been all week.

Why is it just not possible to get anyone on this continent to make a decent cup of tea?

Thanks

Dirk

TFF · by **TFF** » 30 Mar 2007 14:10

Ollie/Tim/Joel

Any chance of speaking with someone at the club to see if they've finalised season ticket prices for next season?

Marcus,

do you believe that in light of the vast amount of TV money shared amongst the Premier League clubs the fans should be rewarded with cheaper tickets? Or just spend it all on player's wages?

Miss · by **Miss** » 30 Mar 2007 17:24

Marcus, Can you give me Adam's phone number?

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