Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by SLAMMED » 08 May 2009 21:48

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JYOUNG1300 hes a great player to the final cross or shot and it all goes terible wrong!


He IS frustrating, but what if a coach sorts his last touch out,
gets him hitting 90% of his crosses into the right area and improves his shooting?

Interesting that he scored 7 goals in 34 games in the French 2nd Division, 2 in 33 for us


Have you noticed that no-one gives a shit about your statistics?

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by SLAMMED » 08 May 2009 21:49

JYOUNG1300 hes a great player to the final cross or shot and it all goes terible wrong!


And oxf*rd off you newbie. (No seriously, you joined like 7 hours ago :shock:)

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Snowball » 08 May 2009 21:52

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JYOUNG1300 hes a great player to the final cross or shot and it all goes terible wrong!


He IS frustrating, but what if a coach sorts his last touch out,
gets him hitting 90% of his crosses into the right area and improves his shooting?

Interesting that he scored 7 goals in 34 games in the French 2nd Division, 2 in 33 for us


Have you noticed that no-one gives a shit about your statistics?



Oh, I'm hurt, HURT, I tell you.

I see Jimmy Kebe was 45th-best player in the Championship, according to Actim. But then, you, no doubt, know better.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by SLAMMED » 08 May 2009 21:54

Is your name Don Voorhees?

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Snowball » 08 May 2009 22:03

45th-best player in the Championship


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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by SLAMMED » 08 May 2009 22:07

You've mentioned that already. Thank fcuk you never venture over to AE.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Snowball » 08 May 2009 22:13

and you've been an arse already, luvvie

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Southbank Old Boy » 08 May 2009 22:19

Snowball I see Jimmy Kebe was 45th-best player in the Championship, according to Actim. But then, you, no doubt, know better.


lol

According to Actim being the key phrase :roll:

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Snowball » 09 May 2009 15:16

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Snowball I see Jimmy Kebe was 45th-best player in the Championship, according to Actim. But then, you, no doubt, know better.


lol

According to Actim being the key phrase :roll:


Agreed, according to Actim, the official ranking system for The Championship.

Look, I don't know the precise way ACTIM put their stats together, but why, exactly,
should they be miles out?

Look at the premiership and guess the top five midfielders...

Ronaldo, Gerard, Lampard, Barry and Denilson


One weakness of the Actim Index is that it is cumulative and playing 40 games
gives the player an advantage over one playing only 20

Birmingham, for example, only have four players in the top 100, but I'm guessing
it's partly because they brought new players to the club in January


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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by shoey » 09 May 2009 19:06

kebe is shit oxf*rd shit, he is as good as mass saar was

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by RoyalBlue » 09 May 2009 19:54

Ship him out to Blackpool because the effing donkey belongs on a beach! :twisted:

At the same time take the Hot Head Bikey with him and drop him off the pier! :twisted:

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Royal Rother » 09 May 2009 19:59

I like to support Reading's players (that is, after all, what we are SUPPOSED to do) but quite frankly Jimmy Kebe is indefensible.

Why on Earth did Coppell leave him on for the entire 90?

Kitson looked flabbergasted and disgusted at the bloke's utter incompetence, as was I.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by URZZZZZZZZ » 09 May 2009 21:41

Royal Rother I like to support Reading's players (that is, after all, what we are SUPPOSED to do) but quite frankly Jimmy Kebe is indefensible.

Why on Earth did Coppell leave him on for the entire 90?

Kitson looked flabbergasted and disgusted at the bloke's utter incompetence, as was I.


I am quite a calm person, but it took every ounce of strength not to stick my foot through the tele. :x


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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by TBM » 09 May 2009 21:48

For all the skill and pace he has he should be performing better than he does, I reckon he'll be more suited to a central role, up front cos he can't fcuking cross the damn ball - he does about 2 decent crosses in 10 :x

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by tlcs » 09 May 2009 21:50

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tlcs Kebe is 100% shite...can you honestly seeing him playing in the premier league if we get promoted !!


Yes I can. What's more I think it will be for a bigger club than Reading if we are not careful



IS THIS THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Terminal Boardom » 09 May 2009 22:00

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Snowball 45th-best player in the Championship


Fook off you twating pCunt.

Ali Dia >>>>>> Jimmy Kebe



Ali G >>>>>>>>> Jummy Kebe

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Royal Rother » 09 May 2009 22:06

I appreciate that he's a winger and wasn't signed for his aerial ability (although he does seem to receieve a lot of high balls during most games) but I do wonder whether there has there ever been a player for RFC who was worse in the air than Kebe.

I mean no disrespect to the fairer sex but he jumps like a girl against men. Any physical contact whilst jumping and he bounces backwards to the ground like a broken twig. Useless.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by roberto_11 » 09 May 2009 23:12

Jimmy Kebe.....how did he become a pro footballer and I didn't?

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by floyd__streete » 10 May 2009 00:19

Jimmy Kebe you are absolute mince. You couldn't deliver a pizza, never mind a simple pass across goal to a waiting, unmarked colleague. I wouldn't mind so much if you weren't such an absolute coward too.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in

by Ian Royal » 10 May 2009 00:24

Kebe, capable of creating and then spectacularly screwing up chance after chance after chance.

Lets face it, the amount of unbelievable opportunities he's had to create a goal or score, it's no wonder he's got 11 assists and two goals. He should have at least 20 assists and 10 goals.

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