Who's going to sky the ball into the stands in the penalty shoot out?
If Ashley Cole fecks it up he may as well leave England
If Scot 'One Pace' Parker makes the squad you may as well give him the yellow card before he takes the field
I can see Rio Ferdinand trudging back to the halfway line to be tapped on the shoulder and told 'it doesn't matter mate...'
etc etc

Start sharpening those knives