Song

[paultheroyal]

Reading Love to the tune of Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.

[Man Friday]

Yes I'm on about the Tom jones Delilah jus missed the l out!! But hence the Stoke bit in brackets, would of thought u could guest :s.. Nothing to with delia smith!!!

You also missed out the 't' in just.

Also. I believe it is:

guess not 'guest'
you not 'u'
And finally - 'Nothing to DO with Delia Smith'

I'm presuming the 91 at the end of your username means born in 91..? It's safe to say you did not go to university, complete a college course or even finish school?

"would have", not "would of".

[boycey]

You're all idiots. We have our own song. And it suits us perfectly.

t'is like nectar for the ears.
a thing of beauty.

[royal jonesy91]

Haha must admit defeat very good response!! Although in my defence I was rushing using my phone where its predictive text and changes what you write ( if u have an iPhone u will know what I'm on about).. Plus I wasn't thinking I would be assessed on my spelling and punctuation on a fans forum web site!!!

Also yes was born in 91 did finish school (just!), did complete and pass a college course but didn't go to uni...!!

[seahawk10]

You're all idiots. We have our own song. And it suits us perfectly.

t'is like nectar for the ears.
a thing of beauty.

This *really* could be our calling card song. Just need to chop it a bit for an acapella sing-song:

And the White, Blue, win or lose,
We're with you all the way,
We got a feeling this is gonna be our day.

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Sing For the Royals! Na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Sing For the Royals! Na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Sing For the Royals! Na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Sing For the Royals! Na-na-na-na-na

Everyone cheers themselves for pulling this off....

[Compo's Hat]

Islands in the Stream - sung by Floyd and Compo.

Not sure which part i'd want to play there!

[floyd__streete]

Islands in the Stream - sung by Floyd and Compo.

Some got hopes and dreams
We got ways and mean
The supreme dream team always up with the scheme
From hub caps to sellin raps, name your theme
My rise to the top, floating on this cream
Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who doubt me
A million refugees with unlimited warranties
Black Ceaser, dating top divas
Diplomatic legalese, no time for a visa
I just begun, I'm-a shoot them one by one
Got five sides to me somethin like a pentagon
Strike with the forces of King Solomon
Letting bygone be bygone and so on and so on
I'm-a teach these cats, how to live in the ghetto
Keepin it retro-spective from the get go
Lay low, let my mind shine like a halo
P-p-p-politic with ghetto senators on the d-low

[General B]

You're all idiots. We have our own song. And it suits us perfectly.

It was 2.45, the place was alive,
With the Elm Park sound as we came to the ground,
Exictement was showing,
And my belmont was growing,
Royal Lady looked hot, I fingered my knot.

And the White, Blue, Spaz or Jew,
We're with you all the way,
We got a feeling this is gonna be our day...

And the Welsh flids ran, when they saw The Scorpiaaans,
If you're an uttercunt mong,
We know you'll sing along.

Na na na na na, na na na na na, Sing for the Royals, na na na na na

It's the heart of the town when you wheel to the ground,
Spackerbowl atmosphere, that makes you so proud,
You've drunk too much cider, had three fingers insider her,
Go to the megastore, print Mongz13 on your shirt

And the White, Blue, Spaz or Jew,
We're with you all the way,
We got a feeling this is gonna be our day.

And when the fighting's done, we'll bang our gr8 big drum,
And if you're wearing a fleece,
Come on and sing alooong

Na na na na na, na na na na na, Sing for the Royals, na na na na na

Well there's rhythmical clapping, painted faces and families,
Wave your rumblestix, and kiss your replica shirt
If you've got younger children, avoid the loos in the East Stand,
'Cos King Barry's in trap three, touching himself,

And the White, Blue, Spaz or Jew,
We're with you all the way,
We got a feeling this is gonna be our day.

And when they heard our song, the Welsh cunts ran along,
And if you've got a headstick,
We know you'll tap along...

Na na na na na, na na na na na, Sing for the Royals, na na na na na.........

[Silver Fox]

I love you general

[PlasticRoyale]

I love you general

^^^ this

[pace=forster]

[Nick Shorey my Lord!]

So many highlights, but this:

Excitement was showing,
And my belmont was growing,

sums it all up for me. Brilliant

Reading Love to the tune of Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.

[floyd__streete]

And the White, Blue, Spaz or Jew,
We're with you all the way,
We got a feeling this is gonna be our day...

Actually ALOL

[Silver Fox]

I genuinely didn't think Girdler's opus could be improved upon

[Row Z Royal]

Better rightclicksave that incredible offering - I can't think a post with "uttercunt mong" is going to be on the TB for long.

[rfcjoe]

ALOL @ General B. Just reconfirming why he is my fave nobber.

[Aubery Boyce]

Royal lady looked hot, i fingered my knot - possibly one of the greatest lyrics ever written. a touch of a young Lennon and McCartney about it.

can't actually believe K Girdler didn't think of that originally.

[brendywendy]

[Compo's Hat]

Just LOLz after LOlz!

[Alan Partridge]

God bless OAE.