Excited?

[leon]

I've had two wanks already this morning just to try and calm down.

I had sex this morning at c. 830am but still knocked one out all of three hours later.

Just can't contain myself today.

the milkman was running a bit late wasn't he?

[johnnym]

forgot about it until this morning. I am now feeling rather doom laden

Rather Doom Laden?

Bin's brother? Why are you feeling him?

Do the Navy Seals know?

[Maguire]

I've had two wanks already this morning just to try and calm down.

I had sex this morning at c. 830am but still knocked one out all of three hours later.

Just can't contain myself today.

the milkman was running a bit late wasn't he?

Yes

[General B]

I've had two wanks already this morning just to try and calm down.

I had sex this morning at c. 830am but still knocked one out all of three hours later.

Just can't contain myself today.

And me. I'm so full of beans.

[muddyfeet]

I was nervous about the game, but now all I can think about is sex

So you've managed to take my mind of it!

[T.R.O.L.I.]

I was nervous about the game, but now all I can think about is sex

I'm sure Mags will obligingly help you combine the two at the stadium tonight - after all, he has recently found out he's to become a dad twice over.

[Maguire]

I just a giant cuckoo flapping round laying eggs in other birds nests.

[Cobi]

Neither exited or nervous about tonights game. We really have to play out of our skin if we want a chance of reaching Wembley. You just don't know what you're going to get with Reading this season though. But for that astonishing run of wins, we're a flip a coin and see what team happens side.

Away goals don't count which is good. I just hope everything goes our way tonight and the Cardiff fans get on their backs and unsettle them further.

[Bandini]

Away goals don't count which is good.

I guess that Cardiff will be set up pretty defensively then tonight, and us likewise on Tuesday.

[southbank1871]

Lolz.

I've had multiple bowl movements already today. Not sure if that's the excitement or the IBS though.

[ZacNaloen]

Full of nervous energy today, Bring it on!

[who are ya?]

I'm eating a cheese and ham roll because of all this excitement, how exciting!

[Thames Valley Bluebird]

Away goals don't count which is good.

I guess that Cardiff will be set up pretty defensively then tonight, and us likewise on Tuesday.

Wouldnt bank on it. Expect an open game, our strengths are going forward, we're not great at holding leads or playing defensively.

I am nervous more than excited, our record in playoffs is nearly as bad as yours!

[who are ya?]

"NEARLY"

[The Rouge]

I'm so nervous I was late for my milkround this morning.

[Row Z Royal]

I'm so nervous I was late for my milkround this morning.

Not just your stomach churning them.





WHEY!!!!!!!!!

[T.R.O.L.I.]

^ Poor even by your standards, Murky.

[facaldaqui]

The play-offs are like going back to an ex who's hurt you so much four times in the past - although you know damn well you might get hurt again in the same way, you just can't help yourself being caught up in the excitement and going back to them, no matter how much you try and stay detached.

The playoffs are like going to bed with a beautiful woman who at the last moment rips off her latex skin to reveal that she is a witch.

[RobRoyal]

Away goals don't count which is good.

I guess that Cardiff will be set up pretty defensively then tonight, and us likewise on Tuesday.

I don't think away goals have ever counted in the playoffs (at least not for the last few years) and they're usually rather high-scoring games.

In fact it's very arguable these days that the only thing the away goals rule does is make teams play more defensively than usual at home. Wouldn't be surprised if it's scrapped across the board before too long.

[facaldaqui]

I'm more anxious than excited. As a pessimist, I feel like I'm going to my doom. But if we start winning, my mood will shoot through the roof, obviously. That's where the drug lies.

What I fear most is wonder strikes. We let in that one from King of Leicester and the one from the Coventry bloke. Then there was the one from Bellamy. When Burnley came here in the playoffs, they smacked in two--until they scored the wondergoals, we were on terms with them. We don't seem to be able to smack in such goals from distance, though Church came close the other day.