The Snowball stat thread

[Snowball]

And I am further indebted to Mr Maguire for his in-depth analyses
and his mathematical abilities

[Maguire]

[Snowball]

1-0, 2-0, 1-0, 1-0, 2-0, 2-1

equals...?

Got it. Six wins on the trot?

[Ian Royal]

None of your damn business, tosspot.

Do you really want an internet war with me?

No. I want you to leave me alone.

I would like you to have your own statistics thread, one on which I would decline to comment.

I would like this thread to be called Snowball's Useless and Meaningless Statistics

And then you could play in your sand-pit, and I can play in mine.

And I would like it if the site owners made dicking with people's quotes a bannable offence.


And I am telling you, leave my family out of this

Why, you don't leave anyone else's out.

[JC]

Can we not call a truce on this bloody nonsense?

[Snowball]

Can we not call a truce on this bloody nonsense?

Agreed.

I just want to play with my stats for those who are interested
and be left alone in my ignorance

[Snowball]

I wonder if a random person could understand the difference between
daily references to my interactions with my children (because I'm mad)
and one sideways swipe about incest going the other way?


Just asking.

[JC]

I, for one, find the stats quite interesting. I cannot understand why people can not just accept them for what they are and if they are not interested then just ignore them

[Snowball]

I, for one, find the stats quite interesting. I cannot understand why people can not just accept them for what they are and if they are not interested then just ignore them

Hallelujah!

Well said.

The problem now, of course, is that the threads are, this thread is contaminated by the stupid squabbling

[floyd__streete]

the threads are, this thread is contaminated by the stupid squabbling

Well, you started it.....

[Snowball]

the threads are, this thread is contaminated by the stupid squabbling

Well, you started it.....

I guess so, stupidly suggesting Shane would become a good striker.


Forgive me?

[Royal With Cheese]

Mr Maguire, I thank you profusely for pointing out that Mr Roberts got
his assist at Middlesboro for winning a free-kick, rather than helping
Mr Le Fondre to score a goal. This is really crucial information and it
fills my heart with deep warmth to think how you strain every sinew
to help me in my quest for information.

We're now crediting people with assists when they're fouled?

How does that work?

[Schards#2]

Mr Maguire, I thank you profusely for pointing out that Mr Roberts got
his assist at Middlesboro for winning a free-kick, rather than helping
Mr Le Fondre to score a goal. This is really crucial information and it
fills my heart with deep warmth to think how you strain every sinew
to help me in my quest for information.

We're now crediting people with assists when they're fouled?

How does that work?

Snowball has spoken

Querying it constitutes abuse that will not be tolerated

[Snowball]

Mr Maguire, I thank you profusely for pointing out that Mr Roberts got
his assist at Middlesboro for winning a free-kick, rather than helping
Mr Le Fondre to score a goal. This is really crucial information and it
fills my heart with deep warmth to think how you strain every sinew
to help me in my quest for information.

We're now crediting people with assists when they're fouled?

How does that work?

WE are not. You are free to do what you think fit. But I credit a player with an assist
for winning a penalty (whether scored or not because 85% of penalties in the Championship are scored)
and I award an assist (call it a Major Contribution if it makes u=you happier) for winning a free kick that results in a goal.

I suspect that iis at least the tenth time in this thread I've explained that.

[Snowball]

We're now crediting people with assists when they're fouled?

How does that work?

No we are not. I am crediting them with winning free-kicks which are scored.

[Snowball]

Snowball has spoken. Querying it constitutes abuse that will not be tolerated

No, Snowball has explained HIS stats.

[floyd__streete]

I award myself a chocolate biscuit at work every time I answer a (work-related) e-mail.

[Snowball]

I award myself a chocolate biscuit at work every time I answer a (work-related) e-mail.

I'm very happy for you, and would never criticise you for your self-awarding.

[Archie's penalty]

[Maguire]

Mr Maguire, I thank you profusely for pointing out that Mr Roberts got
his assist at Middlesboro for winning a free-kick, rather than helping
Mr Le Fondre to score a goal. This is really crucial information and it
fills my heart with deep warmth to think how you strain every sinew
to help me in my quest for information.

We're now crediting people with assists when they're fouled?

How does that work?

WE are not. You are free to do what you think fit. But I credit a player with an assist
for winning a penalty (whether scored or not because 85% of penalties in the Championship are scored)

Let's call it a 0.85 of an assist then.