Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by MouldyRoyal » 14 Jan 2013 17:23

Jimmy Kebe has no nose.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Pseud O'Nym » 14 Jan 2013 17:25

Pepe the Horseman Jimmy Kebe has both male and female reproductive organs.


So they had to rename the condition to himmaphrodite.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 14 Jan 2013 18:02

Julie Burchill is giving up feminism because of Kebe and has Tweeted she wants him to sire her.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 14 Jan 2013 18:10

Jimmy Kebe brews tea in his mouth

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Simon's Church » 14 Jan 2013 18:11

Jimmy Kebe likes coriander


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 14 Jan 2013 18:13

Jimmy Kebe makes onions cry

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by westongeezer » 14 Jan 2013 19:43

Kebe wont allow this thread to be locked!

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Horsham Royal » 14 Jan 2013 21:09

And for the non-creationists, Jimmy Kebe was the singularity ...

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by royal67 » 14 Jan 2013 21:16

Jimmy is so cool he could drink boiling water and immediatley piss ice cubes.....


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by melonhead » 15 Jan 2013 10:16

royalexile
melonhead jimmy kebe eats chuck norris for breakfast

I'm not too sure about this one.

FACT

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by royal67 » 15 Jan 2013 10:51

MouldyRoyal Jimmy Kebe has no nose.



How does he smell.....?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by MouldyRoyal » 15 Jan 2013 10:53

royal67
MouldyRoyal Jimmy Kebe has no nose.



How does he smell.....?


Dunno, alright I guess. Never got close enough to find out.

Why do you ask?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Millsy » 18 Jan 2013 08:13

SPOTTED:

Jimmy Kebe doing 70 down the Oxford Rd.

Pulled over by police.

When they realised it was him they apologised and let him go :shock:



Anyone any idea why?


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by windermere_royal » 18 Jan 2013 08:19

2 world wars, 1 world cup SPOTTED:

Jimmy Kebe doing 70 down the Oxford Rd.

Pulled over by police.

When they realised it was him they apologised and let him go :shock:



Anyone any idea why?


can only hazard a guess and whoosh me if I am wrong, but he IS Jimmy Kebe and he does what he wants

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by If you still hate Futcher » 18 Jan 2013 08:19

He was on foot

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by PistolPete » 18 Jan 2013 08:23

If you still hate Futcher He was on foot


:lol:

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 18 Jan 2013 09:15

If you still hate Futcher He was on foot


:lol:

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by edinburghroyal » 18 Jan 2013 09:22

My friend (Glasgow Rangers fan) claimed that if we want to beat Chelsea and Newcastle, we need 11 Jimmy Kebes. I said we only need one.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by If you still hate Futcher » 18 Jan 2013 10:01

The world is not ready for more than one Jimmy Kebe

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by royal67 » 18 Jan 2013 12:18

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MouldyRoyal Jimmy Kebe has no nose.



How does he smell.....?


Dunno, alright I guess. Never got close enough to find out.

Why do you ask?



Sorry, the worlds oldest pun was obviously wasted on you......

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