Song for Yakubu

[Forbury Lion]

Yakubu You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame. A licky boom-boom down

[floyd__streete]

Theyyyyyy
Asked me if I knew
Age of Yakubu
Ohhhhhh
I of course replied
Something here inside
Tells me that he's lied

[Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters]

[sputnik]

Lovely stuff floyd

[harry]

One hundred and six
One hundred and six
We've got the striker
He's one hundred and six.

Like this

[genome]

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak
Don't talk back

[leon]

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak
Don't talk back

this is shit

[Moonfish]

He used to play for Middlesbrough, up front, up front,
He used to play for Pompey too, they're pcunts, they're pcunts,
He's black, he's blue,
He's 92,
He'll scored past them, he'll score past you,
Who needs Messi, when we've got Yakabu?!

Na-na na-na na-na na-na, the Yak, the Yak,
Na-na na-na na-na na-na, the Yak, the Yak,
Na-na na-na na-na na-na, na-na na-na na-na na-na,
Who needs Messi, when we've got Yakabu?!

[genome]

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak
Don't talk back

this is shit

Don't get angry just because you've become aroused.

[Whatevs]

Yak bums Mackie, Mackie bums Yak, Yak and Mackie bum Pogrebnyak
With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone
Why don't Swindon fcuk off home

Hey Guys! Did this get an airing at Wolves??

[glass half full]

OK, more of a chant.....

AttYak AttYak AttYak!

[Stuka]

Potential headline if Yakubu nets a brace on a Sunday game:

Yak Sabbath

[Forbury Lion]

Human League / Don't you want me

Yakubu can you hear me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that your 33
Yakubu can you hear me?
or has you hearing gone because your an OAP?

[WestRoyal]

to the tune of 'the animals go in two by two'

His passport says he's 23, The Yak, The Yak,
But he looks like an OAP, The Yak, The Yak,
He's rounder than a goldfish bowl,
And he sets up all our goals,
Fat Yakubu, Plays for the Reading .

Ha-ha... fat?
He would put a lot of 25 years olds to shame
Defenders will have a physically tough job marking him, the guys built.

[paultheroyal]

So.... What's Y25 chosen for tomorrow night then?

[GH Royal]

Reckon I'll just belt out my own one and the rest of Y25 can either like it or lump it

In all seriousness though Y26 have been the 'noisy' section for a couple of seasons now, with the select few rows of Y25 joining in, shame really.

[Forbury Lion]

So.... What's Y25 chosen for tomorrow night then?

A sing off, everybody sings their favourite and the one that sings loudest wins until the drummer starts drowning it out that is.

[GH Royal]

The drummer is shockingly bad, forgets he's got a drum for 98% of the game and then half arsedly bangs it a couple of time and usual drowns out a chant the East Stand are getting going.

Anyone ever been to Leicester away recently? Their drummer was brilliant, looked like a nutter aswell.

[Gav]

So.... What's Y25 chosen for tomorrow night then?

At the weekend, my Norwich mate who came to visit was inexplicably singing:

"Kings of Didcot Triangle, Triangle, Triangle,
Kings of Didcot Triangle...
Fvck you Swindon"

And it has stuck in my head. So I'll probably be humming that to myself throughout.

Dunno what that has to do with the Yak.

[No Fixed Abode]

Yakubu is a coloured
Football is his game
We thought he had retired
And were laid up lame

[Forbury Lion]

So.... What's Y25 chosen for tomorrow night then?

At the weekend, my Norwich mate who came to visit was inexplicably singing:

"Kings of Didcot Triangle, Triangle, Triangle,
Kings of Didcot Triangle...
Fvck you Swindon"

And it has stuck in my head. So I'll probably be humming that to myself throughout.

Dunno what that has to do with the Yak.

Ah the Didcot Triangle, not to be confused with the Wallingford Quadrangle.

I did start work on a Didcot Triangle league table a few years back, can't remember how far I got.