Arsenal prediction thread.

[Dr_Hfuhruhurr]

I've plugged this into a Logistic Regression (0=Loss after 120mins=pens/1=Win), controlling factors such as (but not exclusive to) current form, form vs opponents, distance from Wembley, determination of side, current ability of side, potential upset status, ability to win on a Saturday; and the conclusion is we are going to get absolutely dicked all ends up.

Even if I put NO factors in, we lose on alphabetical order.

I feel the only way to win this match is to visualise it beforehand. Like Homer Simpson taking on Drederick Tatum.

[melonhead]

1-0 reading

or 23-0 arsenal


or somewhere in between

[Ascotexgunner]

As long as we put up a decent fight and have at least 3 shots on target I won't mind. In my head I've already got 5-0 Arsenal. I guess if Arsenal have weak spots its probably being caught on the counter attack and probably Mertasucker and Bellendrin, the latter looks vulnerable to errors.

[Once were Biscuitmen]

Aresenal will stop really trying once they are 4 or 5 clear.

Still, nice day out all round.

[FoxyRoyal1998]

Im feeling good right now, Im going to say two things. Either Arsenal dominate the game and clinical finishing and beat us 7-0 or Arsenal dominate the game cant finish and we nick it late on 2-0.

[Jackson Corner]

8=0 to Arsenal. Do they have sofas at Wembley we can hide behind?

[Jackson Corner]

If we win a corner we should have an open top bus parade through the town.

[Chelsea/Royal]

Arsenal players already think they are in the final. ( so would I if I was them).

Royals play out of their skin and nick it 1 0 in the 95th min with a deflected drive from Mackie.


Dare to dream!



Or we get battered 5 0 and all have a great day out.

[bobby1413]

It's not unimaginable that Reading could give Arsenal a real good game.

If we can just score at least 1 goal more than them, then we will win. That gives me hope.

A draw would be good, force the replay back at our place.

[tidus_mi2]

It's not unimaginable that Reading could give Arsenal a real good game.

If we can just score at least 1 goal more than them, then we will win. That gives me hope.

A draw would be good, force the replay back at our place.

Can't tell if you're joking!

Anyway there's obviously no replay, goes straight to extra time and then penalties.

[TBM]

I reckon we will win 5-0

You guys will have to play well to beat us



For Sandman/Victor Meldrew etc etc

[Vision]

I predict carnage in the crowd. First shots already fired

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... semi-final

[bobby1413]

I predict carnage in the crowd. First shots already fired

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... semi-final

Amazing

Really impressive that at 93 she still gets on the coach to Blackpool. Good on her

[jd82]

I predict carnage in the crowd. First shots already fired

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... semi-final

LOL

She is not the greatest admirer of the north London team nor of their manager, Arsène Wenger, a notoriously poor loser. “We call him ‘Arsène Whinger’,” Platten says. “Funny thing, it was in the paper the other day – ‘Whinger’. He’s always whinging, he’s always having a moan.” Platten laughs mischievously. As she does a lot.

She's like Spacey's spirit animal

[bobby1413]

There's something quite sexy about her. She's like Royal Lady's younger sister or something.

Does it say if she's married or courting at present?

[genome]

I would tbf tbh

[seahawk10]

No fear, we got McCleary.

[Gunny Fishcake]

0-4 a grand day out if there's such a thing seeing your team walloped

[PieEater]

Anyone who doesn't think it will be an absolute thrashing is deluded, it's not like Arsenal are in a sticky patch - they are playing really well.

Having said that I'd guess the first goal will be a very dodgy penalty along with some totally bias officiating and play acting (our players really shouldn't be able to tackle a more skilful prem player) meaning we'll barely get a touch of the ball but Feds will have a great game.

Pearce will be shown up for the donkey he is, Gunts will allow every cross to come in, the midfield will run around a lot but barely get a touch and Pog up front will fall over at every opportunity as there's no support with 100yds. HRK if he plays wont even get a touch.

A shot on target is about my best hope while we lose 7-0

[SCIAG]

1-0, Federici.