After seeing this post here
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=135263&p=4493732#p4493732
I got to remembering that other site's 'Building the perfect ReadingFC footballer'
https://thetilehurstend.sbnation.com/20 ... footballer
(Which actually ended up in an official matchday programme - clearly somebody at the club wanted an easy life that week)
Anyway, I was wondering what the worst possible Reading footballer would be - if you combined different bits of various ex-players through the years.
As a start - my nominations for character would be one of a) Danny Guthrie, b) Royston Drenthe and c) Robin Friday.
Any advances? and what about the worst athletic ability, worst left foot, worst football brain etc etc.
Build the worst Reading footballer
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Andre Bikey needs to be involved
PistolPete Andre Bikey needs to be involved
character? Or brain?
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Matej Vydra for all attributes.
Close thread.
Close thread.
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Onside awareness/timing - Adam Le Fondre.
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VFM - Fae
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Hope Akpan's first touch, his second touch was always a tackle
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Toilet manners - Robin Friday
Irvin Gernons pace
Steve Death's heading ability
Billy Whitehurst's pace
James Harper's tackling
Michael Gilkes's crossing
Ali al Habsi's passing
Danny William's vision
Billy Whitehurst's pace
James Harper's tackling
Michael Gilkes's crossing
Ali al Habsi's passing
Danny William's vision
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Liam Moore's penalty taking.
Ian Harte's balance?
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Nick Blackman's consistency
Matejovsky's ability to pick out a man with a pass
Piazon's desire to get stuck in
Hurlock's grace and subtlety
Mass Saar's turning circle
Swift's left foot
Matejovsky's ability to pick out a man with a pass
Piazon's desire to get stuck in
Hurlock's grace and subtlety
Mass Saar's turning circle
Swift's left foot
NewCorkSeth Liam Moore's penalty taking.
Not having that. Leave Moore alone.
Everything about Brian Howard
Take one Michael Meaker. Add water. Stir until totally shit (should not take long).
Simon Sheppard for a safe pair of hands in goal.
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Anton Ferdinand's fitness
Matthieu Manset's stamina
Matthieu Manset's stamina
McAnuff's finishing
Mark Reilly's everything
Possibly Paul Bodin's pace
Michael Meaker's chin
Boris Mikhailov's "hair"
Paul Brayson's nose for goal
Possibly Paul Bodin's pace
Michael Meaker's chin
Boris Mikhailov's "hair"
Paul Brayson's nose for goal
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