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Re: Weekend Football

by leon » 05 Mar 2023 19:42

Nah HNA has been calmer and less annoying. Like a horrendously behaved child finally being sent to bed by its parents.

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Re: Weekend Football

by AthleticoSpizz » 05 Mar 2023 19:52

leon Nah HNA has been calmer and less annoying. Like a horrendously behaved child finally being sent to bed by its parents.
so at what point do we both quit Leon?

Gotta agree tho’, Brobes posts were even more boring than my own offerings, glad he’s taking a sojourn, but then, his posts/posted a lot more than me and most.

We still have St P :wink: 8)

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Re: Weekend Football

by leon » 05 Mar 2023 22:15

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leon Nah HNA has been calmer and less annoying. Like a horrendously behaved child finally being sent to bed by its parents.
so at what point do we both quit Leon?

Gotta agree tho’, Brobes posts were even more boring than my own offerings, glad he’s taking a sojourn, but then, his posts/posted a lot more than me and most.

We still have St P :wink: 8)


He can fcuking do one.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 11 Mar 2023 17:12

in mid February Winston Biscuit Middlebrough beat Shef Utd and are now 7 points behind them having played a game more

Shef Utd's next 6 games are against the teams in 7th, 6th, 8th, 'ding, 4th, 5th

Boro's next 6 games are against 17th, 10th, 'ding, 12th, 19th, 14th


Shef Utd lost 4 of the last 6 and boro are 4 points behind them now

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 11 Mar 2023 19:41

Haaland now 4 goals away from equaling the record for most league goals in a 38 game season


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Re: Weekend Football

by Royal Rother » 12 Mar 2023 14:53

Arsenal absolutely crushing Fulham. Very impressive so far.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 12 Mar 2023 21:55

Bradford keeper thought the rugby 22 metre line at Newports ground was the edge of his area



:lol:

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by Sutekh » 13 Mar 2023 08:22

Winston Biscuit Bradford keeper thought the rugby 22 metre line at Newports ground was the edge of his area



:lol:


Obviously don’t have penalty area arcs in Bradford then.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Hendo » 13 Mar 2023 08:56

Winston Biscuit Bradford keeper thought the rugby 22 metre line at Newports ground was the edge of his area



:lol:


Similar thing happened to me in a youth game. Was pissing with rain and foggy and I obviously wasn't wearing my glasses, went to take a throw-in, realised I had picked up the ball on 18 yard box :lol:


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Re: Weekend Football

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Re: Weekend Football

by From Despair To Where? » 14 Mar 2023 19:41

Just the 41 minutes of injury time.

It was played in a monsoon though so don't know whether that had any impact on the amount of injury time.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 14 Mar 2023 21:56

QPR's insane season continues as they let 6 in against Blackpool

Wigan get a point too.

Bottom 3 no longer looking so cut off from the rest

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 15 Mar 2023 10:26

Pompey bell ringer banned from attending their matches for a 4th time this season after going into the womens toilets.

Mary Williams, 57, said she confronted the seemingly incoherent fan, who was ranting and raving in the loos, and that he was there to provoke, intimidate and harass women.

Mr Westwood said "I was just having a laugh. Given it was women’s day, I thought I would identify as a woman to show solidarity with them"

Mrs Williams added that his behaviour was massively offensive to anyone who is transgender. ‘It’s ridiculous in the extreme that anyone would believe that is a stance he takes'

Mr Westwood denied being drunk and said. ‘ if I identify as a woman, I get told off, you’re not allowed to make light of anything anymore, It seems to me now that minorities in this world are telling the majorities what they can and cannot think"


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Re: Weekend Football

by Hendo » 15 Mar 2023 10:47

When you're banned 4 times in 1 season, that probably should equate to a longer ban.

He sounds delightful though...

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Re: Weekend Football

by NathStPaul » 15 Mar 2023 11:04

He looks and acts like the exact human who should have his phone and computers monitored at all times.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Dirk Gently » 15 Mar 2023 12:29

Hendo When you're banned 4 times in 1 season, that probably should equate to a longer ban.

He sounds delightful though...


When he's not drunk he's a decent, amiable bloke who loves his football team. But he can't hold his drink any more and it magnifies every
bad aspect of his personality...

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Re: Weekend Football

by leon » 15 Mar 2023 12:54

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Hendo When you're banned 4 times in 1 season, that probably should equate to a longer ban.

He sounds delightful though...


When he's not drunk he's a decent, amiable bloke who loves his football team. But he can't hold his drink any more and it magnifies every
bad aspect of his personality...


I've never bought that "it was the drink that made me do it" excuse. Just his reasons made me inclined to think he's a misogynist.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Dirk Gently » 15 Mar 2023 13:43

leon
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Hendo When you're banned 4 times in 1 season, that probably should equate to a longer ban.

He sounds delightful though...


When he's not drunk he's a decent, amiable bloke who loves his football team. But he can't hold his drink any more and it magnifies every
bad aspect of his personality...


I've never bought that "it was the drink that made me do it" excuse. Just his reasons made me inclined to think he's a misogynist.


Yes, no arguments with that. Drink just provides hyper-focus on what your immediate underlying tendencies and personality are - so it's more a case of "it was the drink that made me unable to suppress it". But aren't we all potentially dicks when pissed?

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Re: Weekend Football

by leon » 15 Mar 2023 13:46

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When he's not drunk he's a decent, amiable bloke who loves his football team. But he can't hold his drink any more and it magnifies every
bad aspect of his personality...


I've never bought that "it was the drink that made me do it" excuse. Just his reasons made me inclined to think he's a misogynist.


Yes, no arguments with that. Drink just provides hyper-focus on what your immediate underlying tendencies and personality are - so it's more a case of "it was the drink that made me unable to suppress it". But aren't we all potentially dicks when pissed?


Yes there's being a dick and then there's harassing women in a toilet. And getting stadium bans.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Silver Fox » 15 Mar 2023 13:56

I assumed he was sober when he said " if I identify as a woman, I get told off, you’re not allowed to make light of anything anymore, It seems to me now that minorities in this world are telling the majorities what they can and cannot think" So what's his excuse for that little bit of pcuntery?

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