Pre-Season Social @ The Purple Turtle

[Zammo]

https://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/2023/july/20/pre-season-social-at-the-purple-turtle-on-sale-now/

Twitter rumours suggest The Amazons are gonna play. Have booked x 2. See ya at the bar.

[St Pauli]

Disappointed that this is only open to season ticke my holders.

What about the fans who don’t want to waste several hundred pounds on a season ticket?

[Silver Fox]

https://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/2023/july/20/pre-season-social-at-the-purple-turtle-on-sale-now/

Twitter rumours suggest The Amazons are gonna play. Have booked x 2. See ya at the bar.

Hadn't heard the Amazons rumour, might make it worth buying one after all

[Brogue]

3rd kit will be announced at this event it’s purple and green

[fartdad]

Can u ask Matt when they are going to play more shows in America thanks

[Loafer]

I'm going

[Green]

Sounds like a laugh although will be a bit of a sausage fest won't it?

[St Pauli]

Sounds like a laugh although will be a bit of a sausage fest won't it?

Exactly.

This is why they need to let non season ticket holders attend.

This could be a great opportunity to introduce non football fans to the joys of being a Reading Fan, by holding a Reading FC event in amongst normal people who don’t normally go to football.

As it is it’ll be a ghetto of blokes all standing around working out that they don’t actually have much in common, and without a game to watch/about to start/having just finished, they’ll actually have to make conversation about other topics.

The time gap between first arriving sober, and everyone being smashed singing football songs is going to be excruciating.

I’m actually intrigued as to how many will turn up. How many of our season tickets are actually the right age for this type of event? I’d say many are either too old to want to attend a piss up in the turtle, or too young to actually get served.

[Elm Park Kid]

People will go in friend groups and talk to themselves as normal in any social event. It's not like this is a singles speed date....

[Dirk Gently]

It'll also be a frenzy of people wearing the oldest, most obscure Reading shirt they can get their hands on, in an attempt to win the unspoken "I've been a supporter for much longer than you have, you absolute plastic..."

[Zammo]

That's the spirit boys !

[Green]

That's the spirit boys !

Have a good one Zammo and would appreciate a back from the dive bar style review if you CBA.

[St Pauli]

People will go in friend groups and talk to themselves as normal in any social event. It's not like this is a singles speed date....

Exactly kid, exactly.

You’ve absolutely nailed it.

People will go in friend groups and talk to themselves which neatly encapsulates what a missed opportunity it is.

[Brogue]

I’m hearing this has been cancelled

[Green]

I’m hearing this has been cancelled

Can't even organise a piss up in dive bar.

[RG30]

Still available to buy on the website.

[St Pauli]

I’m hearing this has been cancelled

Not surprised, this was always going to happen when they didn’t open it up to non season ticket holders.

[Zammo]

I’m hearing this has been cancelled

I'm hearing Robbie Savage is turning up

[tmesis]

It'll also be a frenzy of people wearing the oldest, most obscure Reading shirt they can get their hands on, in an attempt to win the unspoken "I've been a supporter for much longer than you have, you absolute plastic..."

Some people did that in our premier league days.

Rather than making them look a true loyal Royal, it made it look like they'd not been to a game since 1994.

[Orion1871]

I'm hearing it's going ahead, and they're going to make non season ticket holders stand outside and watch through the windows.