Andy Carroll - He's back

[Snowflake Royal]

I know you're actually medically stupid, but Clarke has played for the first team more than once this season you cretin.

Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Tbf, arrogant is probably accurate.

Can't believe you missed the true insult... that I'm less smart than him. Yikes.

[Simmops]

Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Tbf, arrogant is probably accurate.

Can't believe you missed the true insult... that I'm less smart than him. Yikes.

You verifiable are less clever then me. I've offered you an IRL quiz off but you keep saying no

[Snowflake Royal]

Fantasy land is back.

Meltdown and banning / flounce incoming.

[skipper]

Lol @ Ian seriously thinking a random 17 year old whose never played a game before will score more then carroll

I know you're actually medically stupid, but Clarke has played for the first team more than once this season you cretin.

Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Triggered.

Ian is a legend on here, so get back in your box.

[Simmops]

I know you're actually medically stupid, but Clarke has played for the first team more than once this season you cretin.

Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Triggered.

Ian is a legend on here, so get back in your box.

Yeah, a legendary bellend

[Simmops]

Fantasy land is back.

Meltdown and banning / flounce incoming.

No it isn't. I don't care enough.

[Barney]

Back onto the subject !!!! I wonder whether AC will join us now or not ?

Our current forwards are Puscas and....er......a kid called Clarke who has half an hour experience at Championship level.

Whether we get AC or not, we will be without doubt in a huge relegation scrap if we do not bolster our forward line.

[skipper]

Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Triggered.

Ian is a legend on here, so get back in your box.

Yeah, a legendary bellend

Yeah, but I like him. Wouldn't be the same without him. I'm not sure why people get so annoyed by him!

[Hound]

he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure

[morganb]

Did Andy Carroll turn us down (wanting to concentrate on his landscaping business) and we're just putting on a brave face (hiding behind an embargo).

[NathStPaul]

Did Andy Carroll turn us down (wanting to concentrate on his landscaping business) and we're just putting on a brave face (hiding behind an embargo).

No because we would have just signed somebody else I'd have thought. All signs point to it being a case of us not being able to offload anyone in order to facilitate bringing Carroll in.

[Zip]

he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure

I hope you’re not suggesting Ian is an argumentative, annoying, know it all who I amongst many others constantly argue with ?
This place would be a worse place without him fo sho.

[Snowflake Royal]

he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure

I am a touch too persistent and prolific.

Mwah.

[Millsy]

Speaking to a LIverpool fan yesterday, said if we get him just need to put crosses in and he'll put them away.

So we're missing absolutely nothing then.

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure

I hope you’re not suggesting Ian is an argumentative, annoying, know it all who I amongst many others constantly argue with ?
This place would be a worse place without him fo sho.

Ian sometimes rubs people up the wrong way, but HNA would be poorer without him. Simmops/DD/whatever his next incarnation might be though would not be missed by one single nobber.

[NathStPaul]

he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure

I hope you’re not suggesting Ian is an argumentative, annoying, know it all who I amongst many others constantly argue with ?
This place would be a worse place without him fo sho.

Ian sometimes rubs people up the wrong way, but HNA would be poorer without him. Simmops/DD/whatever his next incarnation might be though would not be missed by one single nobber.

Spot on.
Ian creates debate and is passionate about the club, he is crucial to the team board.

The other name you mentioned is just here to cause issues and should be ignored at all costs.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Exactly. Ian isn't a troll, he's just a bellend. But he's our bellend.

[Coppells Lost Coat]

Speaking to a LIverpool fan yesterday, said if we get him just need to put crosses in and he'll put them away.

So we're missing absolutely nothing then.

Yup, a striker can only be as good as its service at this level.
Carroll would just be another striker that doesn't fit the 'system' what ever that means these days.

[Snowflake Royal]

Exactly. Ian isn't a troll, he's just a bellend. But he's our bellend.

Aye.

In fairness, its unfair comparing me to dd. He has major mental health problems, I'm just a dick. Shouldn't hold him to my standard.

[Stranded]

Anyway, do we just assume that this or any other deal for a stiker is dead or are the club "locked in talks" with the EFL?