Which player is going to cost you the world cup

[PlasticRoyale]

Who's going to be sent off in the knock out phases?
Who's going to sky the ball into the stands in the penalty shoot out?

If Ashley Cole fecks it up he may as well leave England
If Scot 'One Pace' Parker makes the squad you may as well give him the yellow card before he takes the field
I can see Rio Ferdinand trudging back to the halfway line to be tapped on the shoulder and told 'it doesn't matter mate...'
etc etc




Start sharpening those knives

[No Fixed Abode]

Tevez

[Messiah]

Terry

[Wax Jacket]

Drogba, like he cost the Ivory Coast the ACoN before

[soggy biscuit]

Ahh the traditional English scapegoat hunt starts here, because of course, they can never ever just go out to a better team.

I am putting other teams better footballing ability down to England's exit

[Silver Fox]

generally 'greed but any excuse to call Cashley a pcunt and I'm in

[TBM]

Gerrard will miss a sitter in the q/f and we'll then end up losing on pens after a 0-0 draw

[Wax Jacket]

I imagine Gerrard's going to play shit all tournament but shin one in from 30 yards when we're already 3-0 up against Algeria and he'll be all sorts of twats' hero for the WC

[AndyRFC]

I hope Thierry Henry handles the ball in the build up to a goal and gets caught out after the ref uses video evidence.

[Row Z Royal]

I hope Thierry Henry handles the ball in the build up to a goal and gets caught out after the ref uses video evidence.

I really hope that doesn't happen.

[Messiah]

I hope Thierry Henry handles the ball in the build up to a goal and gets caught out after the ref uses video evidence.

Is video evidence being used in the world cup?

[Toon Toon Blue army]

Would love it if Henry fu*ked up for France in a shoot out or something and put them out.

[Baines]

Terry. Caught out for pace, pulls the forward down.

The people's scapegoat.

[AndyRFC]

I hope Thierry Henry handles the ball in the build up to a goal and gets caught out after the ref uses video evidence.

Is video evidence being used in the world cup?

Nope, I was just fishing against PlasticPaddy

[Ian Royal]

Lampard raining shots from range into the crowd.
Gerrard going missing.
Cashley for being himself.
Rooney for getting injured.
Terry for playing dirty.
Walcott, Lennon, Johnson, Carrick, Defoe, Green, Hart for not being able to deliver.
Crouch for only scoring against shit teams.
James for making one mistake.

So many candidates, we're just going to have to wait and see.

[chandog]

Lampard raining shots from range into the crowd.
Gerrard going missing.
Cashley for being himself.
Rooney for getting injured.
Terry for playing dirty.
Walcott, Lennon, Johnson, Carrick, Defoe, Green, Hart for not being able to deliver.
Crouch for only scoring against shit teams.
James for making one mistake.

So many candidates, we're just going to have to wait and see.

agreed

you forget the likes of king, dawson or upson being equally slow and clumsy

[Ian Royal]

I got bored, and I'm hoping King isn't going after what looked like a chuckle borthers performance from the highlights.

[PlasticRoyale]

Lampard raining shots from range into the crowd.
Gerrard going missing.
Cashley for being himself.
Rooney for getting injured.
Terry for playing dirty.
Walcott, Lennon, Johnson, Carrick, Defoe, Green, Hart for not being able to deliver.
Crouch for only scoring against shit teams.
James for making one mistake.

So many candidates, we're just going to have to wait and see.

Thats the spirit

[Ian Royal]

As usual I will also be supporting Germany.

Can they make it a Eurovision, World Cup double? I hope so!

[Seal]

I'm hoping no one does so that this badboy is worth a bit more...